I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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