with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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