it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
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