:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
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