Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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