The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
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