my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
Randomize
