i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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