look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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