is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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