it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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