I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
i just made my gag reflex go away.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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