So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
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