last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
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