The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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