i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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