thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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