Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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