I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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