he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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