he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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