"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
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