Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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