he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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