as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
as a side note pls kill me
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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