We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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