school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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