i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Randomize
