So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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