SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
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