Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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