I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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