Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
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So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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