When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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