fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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