I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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