And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
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