My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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