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I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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