he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I just found puke in my bra..
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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