Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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