I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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