Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Jerry, you need to find god
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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