fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
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