And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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