so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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