Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
Houston, we have a squirter
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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