We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
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