Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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