in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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