I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
it's like iHOP with fire
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
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