dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
I am mentally ready for anal.
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